New York, I Love You

If you follow me on Instagram (@inlovewsandiego),

you probably already figured out that I was in New York all weekend. 

This was my third visit to the concrete jungle in just as many years,

and every experience just keeps getting better and better. 

There was no other reason for this trip than just to get away with some of my favorite ladies,

and who really needs a better reason than that? 

We opted to stay at The Standard,

which was nothing short of incredible. 

Our days were filled with shopping in Soho,

strolling through the snow covered paths of Central Park and 5th Ave,

relaxing in our room, 

and of course eating!

More on my dining experience later.. you know how I do. 

Nights were spent with cocktails in hand,

catching up with old friends and getting to know new ones. 

All in all, 

I had a spectacular couple of days,

and had a really hard time parting with the city this time around.. 

but don't you worry NYC, 

I'll be back for you reaaaal soon. 

Don't Be a Creep

Alright people,

let's do a quick round of Thursday Travel Tips. 

I kind of dropped off the face of the earth with this series,

but after my latest stint in LA last weekend,

I just felt an obligation to share something. 

When you go to Hollywood,

please don't be that tourist that buys a map of "celebrity homes". 

It's creepy. 

Like stalkerish creepy.

Know what I mean? 

I understand... you're probably intrigued by the size and landscaping patterns of George Clooney's front yard,

but here's what:

his fence is probably so high that you won't be able to see anything anyway,

and instead you'll just look like a silly fool riding around in one of those topless minivans (see photo above). 

Editor's note: if you've made the mistake of taking this tour in the past,

just do me us both a favor and never mention it, ok? 

Now that the pep-talk is over,

I would just like to note that other forms of creepiness are totally acceptable. 

If you're like me,

and feel obliged to make inappropriate sex jokes whenever an opportunity presents itself,

then you're going to love staying at The Standard. 

I meaaaan it's pretty happenin' and all,

but the best part is the fact that there are sex joke "booby" traps all over that place (pun intended, tee hee). 

I took photos of the evidence to share with ya'll:

Yeah, that's what she said.  

And again...  

Aaaaand that's what HE said. Now just to clarify, this switch does not control what most guys wish it would control... just the AC people, just the AC..

All of these props sure lead to a good time, hence our silly faces.
Oh, and the lotion is the bomb.com. No other reason for that picture, really. 

The mini bar is stocked with some of my favorites. Pretty handy if you get back to your room around 6 a.m. Just sayin.

Oh and let me tell you a thing or two about the room service.
Thing 1: The ranch dressing is the BEST I've ever had.
Thing 2: There's a good chance that your meal will be delivered by the same handsome fella that brought us our turkey club. Yum. 

Oh and if you were wondering,

this IS the same hotel that Carrie and the girls stayed at when they came to Hollywood,

and there really ARE live models in the tank above the front desk. 

Pretty sweet, huh?

Oh my, Armani

Two of my greatest passions in life are traveling and fashion,

so it's no surprise that I've spent the past couple of days gawking over the photos 

from the grand opening event of Armani Hotel Milano.

Jessica Alba, Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal, 

were among the many stars who came out to celebrate last Thursday night. 

The hotel, 

which features 95 rooms and suites, and is complete with Armani Casa furniture,

is located opposite the entrance of Milan's Via Monte Napoleone,

the city's legendary high-end fashion shopping district. 

The launch of the Milano follows the great success of the designer's first venture,

The Armani Hotel Dubai, 

located in Burj Khalifa - the tallest building in the world.

Accommodations at the new hotel range from $680 to $14,950,

and the property's "lifestyle managers" vow to meet guests' "every wish and need". 

Really? Now that's service!

Photos via here, here and here. 

Quarter Century Celebration Part II

Isn't that an amazing quote? Pretty much summarizes my weekend... Here's a quick rundown of how my Saturday went: jog, brunch, mani/pedi, check into an amazing suite at the Sofia Hotel, dinner at The Currant, cake from Extraordinary Desserts, dancing at Voyeur. Life. Is. Good.

{View from our Suite/I'm wearing an Arden B dress, Asos Cuff, Sergio Rossi Pumps}

{I LOVE my friends!}