Boo!

"In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." - Cady, from the movie Mean Girls

 

So true,

isn't it?

I meaaaaan have you seen some of the available options?

"sailor slut"

"naughty pussy"

or my favorite,

"sexy nun"

Huh?

I'm not gonna lie,

I've done my fair share of...

provacative costume wearing.

Why not?

Everyone else does it..

And if you got it,

flaunt it!

It's kind of funny actually..

Every year, just when I think that my dress can't get any shorter, tighter, smaller,

all I have to do is walk outside.

There is always someone who out-sluts me.

Thank God!

So I figure,

this shall be my last year.

I'm a mature woman of age, after all...

My "costume" has been ordered,

there's no going back now.

Wanna know what I'm going to be?

Sorry.

I'm not telling.

Yet.

What about you?

Are you dressing up (or down) this year?

I always love hearing people's fun costume ideas,

so spill the beans candy corn!