Holy Cow

Umm.. 

have you all read Fifty Shades of Grey yet?

If not,

go ahead and take a day to catch up,

(because it will literally take you, like, 24 hours to breeze through this delicious book),

and then come back when you're good and ready to discuss your afterthoughts.

I mean,

I know this book has been making headlines like no other recently,

and for good reason!

It's been called the "female libido enhancer",

and I'm pretty sure FDA would approve. 

Fifty Shades of Grey is the sexiest,

most erotic novel,

I have ever read. 

Yes, this even beats out all those Danielle Steel books I used to indulge in during my ripe high school years... 

A few things to perk up your Friday?

No pun intended.

1. This book is the first of a trilogy. 

Yep, that means there's two more of where that came from!

2. They're making a movie,

and THIS guy has allegedly been cast as Christian Grey. 

Yeah... I'll take it. 

Hoooooly turn on. 

Now excuse me while I go and take another cold shower,

ha ha ha!